Saloon Seekers Pillows

Sea Horse outside saloon

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Towny Music Night.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"So what's your success rate?"

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Galoots in cahoots

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Where Mom used to take you.

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"It's the Florida kid."

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"