Saloon Lovers Pillows

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Ever catch up with Black Bart, Sheriff?"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Galoots in cahoots

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"It's the Florida kid."

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'