Saloon Scene Aficionado Pillows

Food Fight At The OK Buffet.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"I'll take this one!"

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"It's the Florida kid."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.