Saloon Scene Lover Pillows

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

"Nobody dared to cross the stranger with a big iron on his hip."

'Don't think about it, Banjo!'

'OK you varmits, I'm looking for some freak called Colossal Bob...'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Galoots in cahoots

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"It's the Florida kid."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.