Saloon Scene Lover Gifts

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

"Nobody dared to cross the stranger with a big iron on his hip."

'Don't think about it, Banjo!'

'OK you varmits, I'm looking for some freak called Colossal Bob...'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Galoots in cahoots

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

"I'll take this one!"

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"It's the Florida kid."