Saloon Story Lover Gifts

It's nothing, boys- just the price we pay to live in a dynamic frontier society.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Saloon Selectives

"I'll take this one!"

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"It's the Florida kid."