Saloon Lover Gifts

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

"Them's dancin' words."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Civilisation comes to the badlands.

Cattlemans Saloon.

"It's the Florida kid."

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Towny Music Night.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

GURLERS

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."