Saloon Door Lover Gifts

'The boss used to own a bar before he went into business.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Towny Music Night.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Galoots in cahoots

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.