Saloon Visitor Gifts

Galoots in cahoots

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"So what's your success rate?"

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

"I'll take this one!"

Medusa gets a trim.

"It's the Florida kid."

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'