Saloon Visitor Pillows

Galoots in cahoots

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Towny Music Night.

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"So what's your success rate?"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"It's the Florida kid."

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

Medusa gets a trim.

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'