Saloon Scene Observer Pillows

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"What'll ya have?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Galoots in cahoots

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

"It's the Florida kid."