Saloon Admirer Pillows

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Punville, Montana

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Galoots in cahoots

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Saloon Selectives

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"I'll take this one!"