Saloon Admirer Prints

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Punville, Montana

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

Galoots in cahoots

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"It's the Florida kid."

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"