Saloon Enthusiast Prints

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Galoots in cahoots

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"It's the Florida kid."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.