Saloon Enthusiast Prints

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Galoots in cahoots

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Saloon Selectives

"It's the Florida kid."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but