Saloon Adventurer Prints

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Towny Music Night.

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Ding" "Dong"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Galoots in cahoots

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."