Saloon Adventurer Gifts

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Ding" "Dong"

Towny Music Night.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Galoots in cahoots

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Saloon Selectives

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'