Saloon Seeker Gifts

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'Pay and display' parking outside a saloon.

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

"Old abandoned bar"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"I know we're desperados, Eli, but we sure aint that desperate!"

Towny Music Night.

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

"Can you hang around for a couple of hours, buddy?"

"Years of ridin' off into the sunset..."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"So what's your success rate?"

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'