Saloon Humor Seeker Gifts

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

What price beauty?

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Towny Music Night.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Galoots in cahoots

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Saloon Selectives

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"