Saloon Goer Gifts

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"What'll ya have?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Towny Music Night.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Galoots in cahoots

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

God's Manicure.

Your hats off! Salon now open

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives