Saloon Lovers Gifts

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Ever catch up with Black Bart, Sheriff?"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Galoots in cahoots

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"It's the Florida kid."

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson