Saloon Culture Aficionados Gifts

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"I'll take this one!"

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"It's the Florida kid."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.