Saloon Culture Aficionados Mugs

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Saloon Selectives

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"It's the Florida kid."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.