Saloon Aficionado Mugs

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'...way I see it...Creation an'll...reckon He singled out us men for a lower purpose.'

'I asked for a whiskey.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"What'll ya have?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Galoots in cahoots

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"It's the Florida kid."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'I call it THE MAGIC PONY'. A hairdresser creates a new masterpiece.

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."