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Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

'...way I see it...Creation an'll...reckon He singled out us men for a lower purpose.'

'I asked for a whiskey.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"What'll ya have?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Galoots in cahoots

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"I'll take this one!"

"It's the Florida kid."