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Woman ties her husband up with the horses outside a saloon.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Galoots in cahoots

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"It's the Florida kid."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.