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Woman ties her husband up with the horses outside a saloon.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"What'll ya have?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Galoots in cahoots

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"I'll take this one!"

"It's the Florida kid."

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'