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"He's doing a mojor renovation from bad guy to good guy."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"What'll ya have?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Saloon Selectives

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!"

"It's the Florida kid."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.