Saloon Scene Admirer Mugs

'That's the last straw, mister.'

'Gimme something to wash down the taste of trail dust on my balls...'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Cowboy legend # 37: Jack Valance.

'Roy's a tad standoffish.'

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

The poker stakes were getting higher, suddenly, to everyone's surprise, Big Jake decided to fold.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"What'll ya have?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Galoots in cahoots

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."