Saloon Style Lover Gifts

"The boss truly has an open door policy."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

GURLERS

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

Galoots in cahoots

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.