Saloon Style Lover Gifts

"The boss truly has an open door policy."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Pampered and poodled.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

GURLERS

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Galoots in cahoots

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'