Saloon Frequenter Gifts

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"What'll ya have?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Galoots in cahoots

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"It's the Florida kid."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"