Saloon Frequenter Gifts

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Galoots in cahoots

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"It's the Florida kid."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"I'll take this one!"

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.