Saloon Goer Prints

"I'll take this one!"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Your hats off! Salon now open

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

God's Manicure.