Saloon Sitcom Enjoyers Gifts

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"What'll ya have?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"It's the Florida kid."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

Punville, Montana

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

'...way I see it...Creation an'll...reckon He singled out us men for a lower purpose.'