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"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"It's the Florida kid."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

Punville, Montana

'...way I see it...Creation an'll...reckon He singled out us men for a lower purpose.'

'This place has gone a bit down market since they got a new landlord!'

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.