Salon Adventurer Gifts

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

The adoration of the gels.

Haircuts

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Judge getting hair done.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Your hats off! Salon now open

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

God's Manicure.

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"