Salon Adventurer Gifts

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

The adoration of the gels.

Haircuts

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Judge getting hair done.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

Your hats off! Salon now open

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."