Hair Adventurer Gifts

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Too punkish?"

"Ugh. I hate my hair."

Haircuts

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

Bald man with a brush on his head