Hair Adventurer Gifts

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Too punkish?"

"Ugh. I hate my hair."

Haircuts

"Absolutely not!"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Hairstyles

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"