Hairdo Adventurer Gifts

"Well. It was looking good until that last hot flash."

"Hold it! What am I doing? I've never been here. And I got class pictures tomorrow! Why didn't I leave when I had the chance?"

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

What price beauty?

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Working from Home during COVID-19

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Ass-less Chaps

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Does flannel go with camo?"

'I want nice man-bag.'

"Let me guess: You went to Jamaica for you rholidays..." (colour)

"Great stupid haircut!"

Bad Hair Year