Hairdo Adventurer Mugs

"Well. It was looking good until that last hot flash."

"Hold it! What am I doing? I've never been here. And I got class pictures tomorrow! Why didn't I leave when I had the chance?"

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

What price beauty?

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Working from Home during COVID-19

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Ass-less Chaps

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Haircut Kit. The salesman said this self hair cutting kit will quickly pay for itself! Not to mention the money you'll save because you won't leave the house for weeks!

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

'I want nice man-bag.'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"Let me guess: You went to Jamaica for you rholidays..." (colour)