Hair Adventurers Mugs

"Well it was going to be a pony tail, but then I thought what the heck."

"A MOHAWK is what I get for asking for an affordable hair cut?!"

Haircuts

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Hairstyles

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"This is all my own hair."