Fantasy Hair Adventurer Mugs

World Hair Day.

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

What price beauty?

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Sleeping Beauty.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Witch dice.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.