Fantasy Hair Adventurer Pillows

World Hair Day.

Haircuts

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"It's probably just seasonal."

What price beauty?

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Underweird bras."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Witch dice.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.