Haircare Adventurer Pillows

"Those baldness pills I gave you, were not meant to be suppository."

Covid-19 Hairdos

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Square Cut

Missing my hair.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

The barber

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'