Haircare Adventurer T-Shirts

"Those baldness pills I gave you, were not meant to be suppository."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

The barber

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"Fashion over function!"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'