Hair Dye Adventurer T-Shirts

Blonde woman with bottle of peroxide.It reads:'Warning causes dizziness.'

Haircuts

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we dye!'

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

Ass-less Chaps

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

Dying your hair red at home

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

World Hair Day.

Bad Hair Year

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"State your name, age, place of residence, and natural hair color."

Captain Curling Iron.

"He insisted on buttock implants for his birthday."