Home Haircut Adventurer Pillows

Working from Home during COVID-19

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

What price beauty?

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

"Watch out for the low beams!"

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'