Hairstyle Adventurer Pillows

'Did you get a chance to get your hair cut, dear?'

Captain Curling Iron.

'I've learned to live with ponytails but that...'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Haircuts

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"Laugh all you want, I know it's a wig, but it's keeping me warm!"

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Bad Hair Year

'Bloody hell, Delilah - cornrows!?'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"...what I lack in talent, I make up for in speed."

Cut & blow dry.

"It's a period piece."

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

What price beauty?

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

What female dogs think about their looks.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'