Hair Color Adventurer Pillows

'I just love these fall colors.'

Blondes have more fun!

Haircuts

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Ass-less Chaps

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Bad Hair Year

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Don Quichotte

"Great stupid haircut!"