Hair Color Adventurer Pillows

'I just love these fall colors.'

Blondes have more fun!

Haircuts

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Ass-less Chaps

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"I'll have one for the floor bartender..."

Bad Hair Year

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'