Hair Style Adventurer Pillows

"Look upon it as a blank canvas."

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

What price beauty?

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Working from Home during COVID-19

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."