Stylish Adventurer Pillows

Johnson often shopped in the same store as the animals.

Haircuts

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Where the wild things were."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Best Pals

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.