Stylish Adventurer T-Shirts

Johnson often shopped in the same store as the animals.

Haircuts

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Where the wild things were."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

An old lady Kitesurfing

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Best Pals

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.