Stylish Adventurers T-Shirts

'I want nice man-bag.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Ass-less Chaps

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Lady Gaga

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"