Style Adventurer Pillows

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Great stupid haircut!"

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"Surprise me."

As long as my pants hold up, I'll be fine.

'You can always spot the ones having a mid-life crisis.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'You a trend-setter? That hat is older than you are!'

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Haircuts

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Underweird bras."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Rogue elephant

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."